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Sept ‘25
I’m pioneering a style I call double sarcasm. Cyborg summer is long gone over and verdant green is trending. Brat green was decidedly un-verdant. The trailer for Too Much dreams of ‘verdant gardens’. Aesop’s geranium leaf product description includes the words both verdant and invigorating. Smell is the final frontier between the world and your pocket. And what if the phrase fridge cigarette was spawned by big cola wet market style. The call is coming from inside the can - What's hot right now smells like female disempowerment. Goos frougua. The dryer repair man comes and I’m not sure how to pay for that. Outside it starts raining like crazy.
Prepare the prayer beads. What’s that game where you get blindfolded and hit a pot with a wooden spoon? Our bodies feel like the pot, or maybe the spoon, or maybe the eyes. I watched way too much Vanderpump this week. So. I’m pioneering a writing style I call double sarcasm.